You can deal with This, or you can deal with That...
1. Kleenex or tissue?
I always refer to it as "Kleenex"
2. Soda or pop (or tonic or whatever)?
Neither. It's "Co'cola" where I come from (regardless of brand).
3. A sandwich on a long roll: sub or hero (or hoagie or grinder, etc)?
That's a sub, bay-bee!
4. Glasses or spectacles?
5. TV or television (or boob-tube, or telly, for our friends across the pond)?
TV (must resist urge to make HBO reference)
6. Movie or film?
7. Sofa or couch?
Let's talk about it on the couch!
8. Stove or range?
9. Remote control or clicker?
Remote, though my dad calls it a "Changer", for some reason.
10. Supermarket or grocery store?