This is my so-called life. At the moment, I am being visited by my parents, brother and his fiancee'. I just got finished working at Horn in the West, and am working as a waiter at Mike's Inland Seafood. I have a girlfriend in Boone, NC, and friends all over the place. I have a dog and a cat, named Bailey and Possum, respectively. I have a crappy car. And here I am, about to set down my life on the 'Net. At least the stuff that won't completely shock people.